lets toss out the roast/respect and go straight to screaming shall we

*what do i intro with this i've been typing and backspacing for five minutes straight* uhm. okay. this is one of those posts that i feel obligated to explain even though nobody gives two cents about because.. well, i do. *isn't that just brilliant you daft head* *see this is why we have issues* *stop …

a n x i e t y *uwu*

"let's do a check-in, see how far you've come, if you're ahead, if you're behind." cue: terror. register: panic. action: die. school's so mean, isn't it? tests are mean too. everything's mean. the world is scary. i have to wait. waiting is anxiety inducing. what if i didn't do enough? what if i spent more …

discourse on feathered fowl commonly associated with the giving of thanks

[the stage is set.  the audience murmur as they wonder at the title of the event: save the turkeys.  what could it mean? is it a philosophical discourse on the nature of the giblet? is it a play with live turkeys? did someone accidentally misspell turn keys and intended to speak on the life and …

love is sometimes not between a guy and a girl but when it is it’s a whole different genre and nobody questions this i demand answers

i don't really like romance. correction, i despise it. there's a list of reasons for this. i despise how it's portrayed as the norm and the only worthwhile kind of love, how cheap a lot of the books in this genre are, how shallow the characters can be, and how overall cringey everything can be. …

list

featuring me trying to organize my thoughts for the world to see and miserably failing. pick and choose which ones are least cringey and enjoy. *thumbs up* movies -jojo rabbit (which sounds absolutely insane but also kinda lowkey amazing and taika watiti directed it and it's amazing) -yellow rose (oh sweet mercy it's getting spread …